Which are you?

[xp_spectrum]

So I found this compilation video someone made of the cinnamon bun meme:

https://youtu.be/xqtGvyrUpiU

Here's your options. Name yourself or others, whatever works.

1) are you a cinnamon roll who looks it,

2) a person who looks like they could kill you and will,

3) someone who looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you, or

4) a wee bb cinnamon roll who would never hurt you but looks like they'd kill you in seconds?

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

I'm def the 4th one but like not a wee bb cinnamon roll I'm more like a can I be chicken and waffles?

[xp_spectrum]

Definitely less "wee bb" and more "tall manly" cinnamon roll. ;)

[xp_banshee]

You are a cinnamon roll. My very favourite cinnamon roll. <3

[xp_wildchild]

I want to be a burrito though.

[xp_spectrum]

Grab a big fluffy duvet and you can be one!

[xp_banshee]

Too late, I've cornered the market on blanket burritos. Your very large bed now has a nest.

[xp_wildchild]

ima need that bed back I'm sitting in my layover should be home around 2am

[xp_banshee]

I'll make sure it's made up and properly arranged before I leave to pick you up, no worries.

[xp_darcy]

That would be a hand pie, I think. Cinnamon rolls are more like dessert sushi.

[xp_banshee]

I think they're too fluffy and gooey for sushi, though. Some of those pinwheel biscuits, though...

[xp_darcy]

Maybe, but they still give me those vibes. You roll out a log and carefully slice it into several pieces.

[xp_cypher]

I am definitely a burned cinnamon roll that got left in the oven too long, I suppose.

Angie -looks- like a cinnamon roll, but can (and probably already has) killed you. ;-)

Darcy also looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill you.

(it occurs to me I may have a type...)

[xp_tarot]

But I do like cinnamon rolls for breakfast, and Amanda is not a cinnamon roll.

She is more like a ... one of the breakfast bagels from the vendor cart. Very urban, a little chewy and salty.
and then asks New York to drop a bus on you.

this metaphor is lacking but I do not think I need a perfect one.

[xp_hawkeye]

You made it a sex thing. No metaphors need apply.

[xp_cypher]

What's a metaphor?

Five bucks, same as in town.

[xp_tarot]

I would never imply vaguely that I have relations with my girlfriend.

[xp_tarot]

(except on the journal of one of out younger mansionites who has expressed acesexuality and then I would avoid traumatizing them, I am a terrible person but I am a polite one)

[xp_spectrum]

<3

(You're someone who looks like a cinnamon roll but will kill you, but only if it's necessary. This is what I've decided. :) )

[xp_tarot]

That is a very accurate assessment.

[xp_darcy]

Awww you say the sweetest things. But I'm a rugelach. ♥

Doug's more a tiramisu. Matt's a pecan roll. Inez is cinnamon swirl bread.

[xp_darcy]

Oh, and Garrison is a maple roll. Don't let him tell you otherwise.

[xp_tarot]

Is Doug a tiramisu because they are made with coffee?

[xp_darcy]

Very caffeinated, tasty, lil mushy, multi-faceted. Yes.

[xp_banshee]

Oh, I like this game.

Let's see. I suppose I'm a cinnamon roll who looks it. Kyle's a cinnamon roll other people think would kill him but he certainly wouldn't. Darcy will always be a cinnamon roll to me but put her in a bespoke suit and people will drop dead. Also, she could actually kill them. Sooraya's a cinnamon roll who looks it. Angelo's also a cinnamon roll who looks it. His husband has those features that look like he could kill you (with a glance) but he'd never. Shatterstar is the most precious cinnamon roll and will stay one forever and ever. David is also a cinnamon roll. I might just assume everyone's a cinnamon roll, it seems...

And we should probably have something on here for people who might be allergic to cinnamon - like a fluffy, buttery croissant.

[xp_bevatron]

"His husband has those features that look like he could kill you but he'd never."

How have I lost all of my intimidating mystique? Calisse

I will grant that I am -mostly- reformed these days, but I would reserve the right for a few persons if it became necessary.

[xp_shatterstar]

I am not a cinnamon roll. If I'm a breakfast item I would be egg and cheese.

[xp_mayhem]

Pyotr: looks could kill, is actually a cinnamon roll (unless you threaten his family)
Forge: looks could kill, will actually do it if you're a threat
Maya: looks could kill, would definitely kick some asses
Alison: cinnamon roll decorated with spicy red hots for ~flair~
You: mostly cinnamon roll.
Sooraya: cinnamon roll.

I'm terrible at doing these for myself, but any of the Triple G's could throw down if we needed to. Even if we mostly look sweet.

[xp_dazzler]

Just for this I'mma leave a box of red hots on your pillow.

(The best part about this is it's either a threat or reward entirely based on how you meant it ^_^ If it was a compliment b/c you like them, yay free red hots. If it was shade, ew red hots. I feel clever. <3 <3 <3)

[xp_mayhem]

It was a compliment because of your red hair & sass. Little unexpected extra spice and crunch on the cinnamon roll.

[xp_cuckoos]

Would it be tacky for us to say that we are the second?

[xp_darcy]

It would be honest, the five of you are fierce.