Which are you?

[xp_spectrum]

So I found this compilation video someone made of the cinnamon bun meme:

https://youtu.be/xqtGvyrUpiU

Here's your options. Name yourself or others, whatever works.

1) are you a cinnamon roll who looks it,

2) a person who looks like they could kill you and will,

3) someone who looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you, or

4) a wee bb cinnamon roll who would never hurt you but looks like they'd kill you in seconds?

Comments

[xp_cypher]

I am definitely a burned cinnamon roll that got left in the oven too long, I suppose.

Angie -looks- like a cinnamon roll, but can (and probably already has) killed you. ;-)

Darcy also looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill you.

(it occurs to me I may have a type...)

[xp_tarot]

But I do like cinnamon rolls for breakfast, and Amanda is not a cinnamon roll.

She is more like a ... one of the breakfast bagels from the vendor cart. Very urban, a little chewy and salty.
and then asks New York to drop a bus on you.

this metaphor is lacking but I do not think I need a perfect one.

[xp_hawkeye]

You made it a sex thing. No metaphors need apply.

[xp_cypher]

What's a metaphor?

Five bucks, same as in town.

[xp_tarot]

I would never imply vaguely that I have relations with my girlfriend.

[xp_tarot]

(except on the journal of one of out younger mansionites who has expressed acesexuality and then I would avoid traumatizing them, I am a terrible person but I am a polite one)

[xp_spectrum]

<3

(You're someone who looks like a cinnamon roll but will kill you, but only if it's necessary. This is what I've decided. :) )

[xp_tarot]

That is a very accurate assessment.

[xp_darcy]

Awww you say the sweetest things. But I'm a rugelach. ♥

Doug's more a tiramisu. Matt's a pecan roll. Inez is cinnamon swirl bread.

[xp_darcy]

Oh, and Garrison is a maple roll. Don't let him tell you otherwise.

[xp_tarot]

Is Doug a tiramisu because they are made with coffee?

[xp_darcy]

Very caffeinated, tasty, lil mushy, multi-faceted. Yes.