Screw you, July 4!

[xp_spectrum]

In response to our "Glorious" Leader's attack on Canada this week, how about we celebrate Canada Day (July 1) instead of Independence Day? One great big outdoor BBQ and pool party to show how much we love our Canucks. With input from said Canucks so we have some idea on how to do things right.

Who's in? Vive la révolution!

Comments

[xp_wildchild]

We get poutine right because poutine is the bomb

[xp_echo]

Cheese curds are gross.

[xp_darcy]

no u

but seriously, more for the poutine eaters! you can have some all-dressed chips or something.

[xp_echo]

Pft. You can keep them. I’ll just eat all the weird moose burgers.

[xp_darcy]

I'm not willing to fight a moose to eat it.

[xp_echo]

I’d fight a moose. I wouldn’t win but I’d fight one.

[xp_darcy]

Cleaning you up after losing a fight to the moose... eurgh, messy.

[xp_spectrum]

You sure?

[xp_echo]

https://youtu.be/YZEbBZ2IrXE

Yup. (Stupid thing wouldn't imbed.)

[xp_eriment]

what are cheese curds

[xp_echo]

An abomination unto nuggan is what they are

[xp_darcy]

cheese, but squeaky

[xp_eriment]

eww but why

[xp_darcy]

because delicious cheese bits!!!! do not ewwww until you've tried it (unless you don't like cheese, and then uh... probably avoid it)

[xp_eriment]

well ofc i like cheese. im an american!!

[xp_darcy]

u will probably like cheese curds just fine

[xp_eriment]

POOL PARTY

[xp_echo]

Why are you half naked?

[xp_eriment]

bc pool!

[xp_echo]

I suppose. If you try to cannonball me, I'm going to drown you. JSYK.

[xp_eriment]

honestly id' be more worried about Bobby dropping the water temp 😆

[xp_echo]

Don’t give him ideas!!

[xp_bevatron]

Allons, enfants de la patrie...

[xp_echo]

Okay, google translate failed me on that one. Something about Children and will there be a party?

[xp_bevatron]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Marseillaise

Since Nica mentioned "la revolution".

[xp_dominion]

We don't do revolutions. I mean, not really. We had one out west well over a hundred years ago that didn't really take past one town. The only other one was literally called the Quiet Revolution, when the political leaders in Quebec politely told the Roman Catholic church that they'd be taking the keys back to the house and the car. Revolutions are loud, messy and tend to make Americans.

[xp_spectrum]

You'll have to show us the Canadian way, then. :)

[xp_meggan]

Hey, the whole idea sounds like a lot of fun to me...no matter whatever’s being served for the révolution!